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[–] potate@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

But, but, I need a photo of this performance mod...

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago

pics or it didn’t happen

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Here's the video, but sadly it doesn't show the inside of the truck.

https://www.jalopnik.com/2132022/man-custom-bong-device-car-dashboard-arrested-98-times/

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 hours ago

"high" speed chase indeed

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Why was he let go with so many priors?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 1 hour ago

Ethical catch and release

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Every layer of the legal system is broken, and lots of people benefit from not fixing it.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

He should put that on his resume

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 minutes ago

No he's going out rolls over to zero after one hundred

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You must appreciate his persistence.

Paywall BTW.