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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A healthy and broadly educated population, which feels safe and secure, is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative and authoritarian ideologies.

They need you to be sick, stupid, and scared.

An argument could be made that the safety we’ve enjoyed has allowed stupid people to act like destructive assholes without fear of consequences. Things like being anti-vax, pro-theocratic, and anti-education come to mind.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are we sure it's not a honeypot set up by Child Protective Services?

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Didn't everyone figure out screen time learning didn't work during COVID?

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

That's fucked up

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 14 points 5 days ago

Excited to see the rate of inappropriate student-teacher relationships and suicides at this school.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Bean bag chairs, soundproof booths and portable whiteboards make Alpha Schools look more like a tech startup than a school. But its biggest break from tradition is not the design: It’s an education model that uses artificial intelligence to teach core subjects while adults in the room serve as “guides,” not teachers.

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[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

This is absolutely a terrible idea

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Great. More absolute dumbfucks shoved into an already insane society. What could possibly go wrong?

[–] stubbytoe@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 days ago

aLpHa ScHoOLs

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm old enough to have seen the advent of computers as a teacher. Immediately, the word was spread that computers would replace teachers. They didn't. With the advent of the internet, again, proponents said it would eliminate teachers. It didn't. The reason almost all attempts failed was because the main purpose of teachers is not to diseminate knowledge. It's to hold accountable, inspire, spark imagination, encourage, make human connections, give emotional support, coach, and teach responsibility. There are some students that will do well in a teacherless classroom. The majority won't.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But if there are no teachers then who is gonna sell me weed behind the bike sheds?

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Paging Dr Skinner, paging Dr Skinner

[–] Tharkys@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, I love the way the school is structured with the exception of the use of Ai. I think that real teachers and subject matter experts could do the same job as the Ai while also being "guides".

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but AI don't join/create unions. They don't have rights. Actually, if human teachers wouldn't demand rights, they'd probably hire them.

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