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[–] DireTech@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Needs to skip the maps and go right to the charts at the bottom. I was thinking this was a junk study since the map was pretty close to just being a population density map until I got down to the charts. Not a surprise since they're measuring volume of searches and that'll always correlate to population.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's just research!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget femboys and the entire set of gay porn. Double down on that closeted "Christian values".

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this the racism heatmap?

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[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

MADtv - Pervert Senator

https://youtu.be/_CsGfuZh9wI?t=122

("Naked Boy Parade")

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't this imply that there are more trans people in Republican areas than non-Republican areas?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Why would it?

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

To me, this reads as that Republicans want to dominate something that appears exotic to them. Same reason why, to my recollection, right-leaning people tend to favor interracial porn over left-leaning people. So it's not that there's a lot of trans people in red states, it's probably that there's very few of them. I suspect that increasing the amount of trans people in red states might actually decrease the searches for trans porn

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Public porn surveillance is kinda wild in the USA...

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[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

this is just… misinformation. At best, a loosely carried out statistics experiment.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Of course they are.

[–] BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh shit.. oh no.. this can't fucking be.. am I Republican?!?! /s

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You’ve fallen into a logical of fallacy of confirming the consequent.

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[–] Sgarcnl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

What deliverance was based on a true story?

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