'Iran could develop hulk technology and teleport directly into US schools!' JD Vance
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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Just a reminder that the 9/11 attackers did it with knives.
Kinda wild, I vividly remember getting on a plane to Disney with my grandparents as a child (Pre 9/11). My grandpa had a swiss army knife on him when we went through security. I asked him how he was able to get that through, and he said it's a small knife; nothing to worry about. It's legal as long as it's smaller than my palm. I said what if someone brought a knife like that and stabbed the pilot. He laughed it off and said I watch too much TV. Then 9/11 happened and guess how they did it? How did 8 year old me have more sense than whoever was running airports in those days?
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Box cutters
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These fuckers are so inept at propaganda, it's kinda sad.
Dont underestimate the stupidity of their target audience, and the arrogant complacency of his opposition. Its why we have him in the first place. Twice. Half of the second group is still probably going to sit out the primaries and midterms.
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Maybe I lack imagination since I would never came to an idea of nuclear vest
More gaslight bullshit from th trump suckers administration of 2026.
Monkeys might fly out of Iran's butt.
Oh we're back from the wilderness scratching at the door to be let back in are we JD?
Fun fact: the smallest nuclear bomb was (is?) small enough to carry in a backpack.
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Why would anyone believe this? Who is ret*rded enough to believe this?
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Bet he thinks dr.thrax is a real person
I'm imagining an Iranian Sam Porter Bridges lugging around a huge nuke
A new order is available.
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The fear mongering
They're just fucking shit
Nuclear terrorism might be a thing, but I seriously doubt that the easiest way to do it is nuclear suicide vests. Miniaturizing nuclear warheads is a pain. If you were going to do something like that, you'd be better off doing something akin to a truck bomb.
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Id argue a rapist president plus a complicit govt is more dangerous. How about getting rid of those first?
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