Monkeys might fly out of Iran's butt.
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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I'm imagining an Iranian Sam Porter Bridges lugging around a huge nuke
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Reminder that it's a news org's job to find and report facts, instead of writing more about the new nonsense coming out of the mouths of science deniers. Obviously this is logistically impossible and just another "THEY ALMOST HAVE NUKES!!" excuse to bomb Iranians ffs
Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.
It is fun to mock dumb people like him
I wonder if they make them to fit couch fuckers.
WMD trucks was it one of the previous times the US set the region on fire, wasn't it?
Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!
Just Dumb fails to acknowledge the fucked up US healthcare system is deadlier to Americans than the stupid shit that developed in the vacuum between his ears.
from couch fucker to science fiction politician, what a career!
But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.