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And that’s basically it!
Why would having it be in a vest be useful, so it’s concealed until you’re really close? Like, it’s a fucking nuke, it’s not like you need to get in particularly close for it to have the intended effect.
Like, he’s just mashing the image of a suicide bomber in with the fear of nukes to strike as many “panic! danger! scary!” notes as possible.
Lololol I think this bloke's being serious
Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.
Normally I get angry at these pathological liars but this lie is so absurdly stupid that it's actually funny.
Imagine someone driving their van to a parking lot near the white house and then going "Welp, better strap on my suicide nuke that will obliterate the entire city. I see no other way of doing this."
He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.
American civilians killed by Iran made nuclear slingshots and slippping on nuclear banana peels.
Sure they could buddy... sure they could.
Just Dumb fails to acknowledge the fucked up US healthcare system is deadlier to Americans than the stupid shit that developed in the vacuum between his ears.
I heard they're developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.
"Vance says" is like when my 3-year-old blames everything on the cat. Who ate all the nesquik Jonathan, was it the cat, or was it you with nesquik on your face? Who can say.
No, see, a raccoon busted in here. He said, he said to me, "that nesquik is mine, Jonathan", he said, and then he ate it all, didn't even mix it with the milk, just ate it powdered, then the raccoon smeared some on me and said, "Jonathan, this is now your fault mwahaha" and ran off!
Maybe a dirty bomb with nuclear materials, but an actual fission bomb on a vest? No. Never mind they don't have the enriched fuel, never mind just building a working device would be extremely difficult for them and that would be large like the Hiroshima bomb.
This is Iraq Weapons of Mass Distraction all over again. Fuck this administration.
Another retread of the Iraq war. They scared us with "dirty bombs" and man pack nukes back then too.
Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!
Thats.......not how nuclear arms work.
Isn't the smallest effective nuke the Davy Crocket? Pretty sure it's warhead is still the size of a large hardcase suitcase.
Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.
It is fun to mock dumb people like him
There is a minimum-amount of fission-fuel required, AND there is a minimum-amount of conventional-explosives required to compress the fission-fuel until it goes supercritical.
That detonator isn't going to be small-enough to hide in a vest.
Absolute disinformation.
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This is the same JD Vance that repeatedly falsely claimed immigrants were eating cats and dogs in his home state, is it not?
I'm not saying a nuclear suicide vest couldn't be done. I'm just saying, JD Vance has claimed lots of things.
Iran could turn their front line soldiers into beings of pure energy and they could rip the life force right out of a tank.
But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.
WMD trucks was it one of the previous times the US set the region on fire, wasn't it?
you cant make a nuke that small
backpack? yes. vest? probably not.
Not with that attitude.
USA could develop a more fuckable couch, and ride us of one problem, but here we are.
JD Vance, also known as a couch fucker, could develop pubic hair within the next 15 years, endangering his aim while peeing as he won't be able to find his micropenis anymore and won't be able to shave it out of fear of shaving his micropenis off. Couches would finally be safe.
Spread the word.
at this point, he's just my mom's facebook news feed in human form.
... and unfortunately it's working.
Guess the US will be bombing Iran's vest factories next.
JD Vance could stop fucking couches, but that ain't happening either.
