Sure they could buddy... sure they could.
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Guess the US will be bombing Iran's vest factories next.
you cant make a nuke that small
backpack? yes. vest? probably not.
Not with that attitude.
And my dick could grow 15" over night
The fear mongering
Another retread of the Iraq war. They scared us with "dirty bombs" and man pack nukes back then too.
JV Dunce may develop a sectional with dildos in all the seats, claim I.
Now why isn’t the media talking about that?
Suitcase nukes exist. But not in vest form.
They are much larger than a suitcase, extremely heavy, and developing them took decades. If Iran had +90% enriched uranium, their likely first attempt would be a gun style bomb like Little Man. Much easier design than shaped charges, not least because of trigger timing. But that's a large bomb. The Enola Gay was the largest bomber in the US fleet at the time, and it just barely carried the bomb for Hiroshima.
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Maybe I lack imagination since I would never came to an idea of nuclear vest
Oh we're back from the wilderness scratching at the door to be let back in are we JD?
Bet he thinks dr.thrax is a real person
Fun fact: the smallest nuclear bomb was (is?) small enough to carry in a backpack.
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