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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

submitted 1 month ago by mrdown@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

This just in: USA developing suicide vests for asd/rsf.

[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

They're just fucking shit

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wait till they develop explosive fuckable couches

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More gaslight bullshit from th trump suckers administration of 2026.

[–] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think it has to be a relatively large capsule or spheroid to have any yield. The form factor makes very little sense. A davey crocket is kinda the smallest?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

[–] dreksob@feddit.online 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sure, technically if it has two armholes and covers most of the upper body it can count as a vest.

Could they develop one somebody could reasonably carry around? No

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