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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

submitted 4 days ago by mrdown@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

No one would do that

[–] androgynouscloudmoon@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

Reminder that it's a news org's job to find and report facts, instead of writing more about the new nonsense coming out of the mouths of science deniers. Obviously this is logistically impossible and just another "THEY ALMOST HAVE NUKES!!" excuse to bomb Iranians ffs

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Suitcase nukes exist. But not in vest form.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

I wonder if they make them to fit couch fuckers.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And my dick could grow 15" over night

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