Wait till they develop explosive fuckable couches
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This just in: USA developing suicide vests for asd/rsf.
You can use Google maps to get directions to a lot of places ... Mar a Lago for instance.
Sure, technically if it has two armholes and covers most of the upper body it can count as a vest.
Could they develop one somebody could reasonably carry around? No
Probably not, but it isn't impossible. USA spent the cold war trying to make super small nukes, to send paratroopers in with nukes, which they'd plant to sabotage shit. They were called Green Light Teams, and seemed somewhat successful.
Perhaps,
You could probably make a backpack nuke, although I don't know that Iran specifically could.
and I guess if you have a backpack nuke, you can just make it be a really bulky vest