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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Someone invoke the TAKE IT DOWN act on it

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

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[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Do his hands look small? Even AI couldn't give Trump normal sized hands?

Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This was Trumps holy Easter message

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

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