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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

What if we think a lot about doing the task, then laid down?

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

The trick is to break that little task down into smaller steps that I can do tomorrow because today I already organized the little task into manageable chunks and it's getting late think-about-it sleepi

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

What if we didn't do the task but also didn't do a leisure activity either and just sat there worrying about the task instead?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Thats how I work. Or...dont work? I dunno, thats the thing I do at the office and get paid for. Somehow.

New project? I'll just.....uhhhhhh............nah, later.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

That's what I'm doing right now!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

What if we didn't sit there but tried frantically to do the task (unsuccessfully) while worrying?

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Better make it 3

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

What if we thought about doing that little task for 3 days beforehand and only did it when the consequence of not doing it was fave to face with us?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

literally me frfr

[–] jared@mander.xyz 6 points 5 hours ago

We earned it.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What if we posted highres 3d models

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Then it would be CADposting

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

High res tho boohoo

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

but that would be good?