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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

She was poisonous, you see.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was the man who died.

You wouldn't have to clarify that if you simply didn't follow the inane newspaper headline style that should be dead in the age of the web.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Community rules require titling the post with the headline used in the article.

[–] Robotunicorn@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bath salts

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think there may have been a trend of using cyanide or something like that as make-up powder for its unusual whitening properties.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social -1 points 3 weeks ago

Is she the reincarnation of chuck norris?

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