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When I was born, the human population was around half of what it is now. If there ever was a time to organically decrease our population size, imo, it would be now.
I mean, they're right.
Brace yourselves for the pedophile parasite class campaign to justify their crimes
Aren't these the people who freaked out about teenage pregnancies?
They're Republicans. Of course they are concerned about teen pregnancies.
Who do you think is making them pragernet?
They were angry about “single mothers” for decades, but that was a racist dog whistle.
If you’re all white, it’s all right.
This entire administration is just pedos and perverts, isn't it?
Always was.
Not all of them. Here's the exhaustive list of those who aren't
Abstinence education is working! How are they not happy at their success?
In a normal country, a doctor endorsing teen pregnancy would get their licence suspended.
This just reminds me of a US coworker of mine who just became a great grandmother. It's teen pregrancies all the way down. Mother at 16, grandmother in her 30s, great grandmother at 50.
How embarrassing
She's pretty proud of it.
She’s either super cool or super annoying. Former teen moms don’t really have an in-between. since she's in tech i'm assuming super cool.
Walmart or Dollar Store?
Tech
How many times do conservatives have to prove that they're all pedophiles before the rest of us will learn?
not a matter of "learning", it's a matter of "caring"
everyone knows by now this regime is full of pedophiles… but nobody gives enough of a fuck to do anything about it
I'm not talking about the regime. I mean every last one of them.
15-19 yr olds aren’t supposed to be having kids.
Hell some of them ARE kids
From my perspective, everyone under about 24 is still a kid.
In a regular society? Yes. But this is America we're talking about.
Fucking lemongrab grade screeching of purity and abstinence for decades and then suddenly this
Now, now, let's not pretend these people are encouraging sex, those young whores are still to be shamed.
They're just supposed to have kids and be loyal to husbando. No pleasure involved.
(Also, they always supported teen pregnancy because they have always been anti-sex education and anti-contraceptive which allows the process of teenage parents to happen without them having to condone it).
Our masters want us to breed.
Every accusation a confession.
just what the world needs, more americans
They're saying the quiet part out loud and why they're anti-abortion. The younger the better for a quick turnaround:
They need the poors to fight their wars and work on their factory floors.
I frequently just stand outside and look at the sky and think, yep, we weren't meant to work all day. We were meant to pick berries and mushrooms and take naps. I feel better about my station in life, knowing those oligarchs can never be satisfied, and all I have to do to feel right is take a walk outside.
I remember when teen pregnancy was considered bad and a sign of a decaying morality across the country. Now the same right wing moralizers are saying they need those teen moms again. But this time it's about money so they are noticeably quiet about morality.
I distinctly remember a time when boomers and talking heads would automatically respond to concerns about issues with the cost of having kids with:
"Don't have kids if you can't afford them."
"If you couldn't afford kids then you should've kept your legs closed."
"Don't expect a handout, nobody forced you to have kids."
"Healthcare and child care are too expensive? Tough shit snowflake, that's the free market! Work harder!"
"Why are my taxes paying for a public school when I don't even have any kids that go there?"
So nope, no sympathies. And no, you can't have your child sex brides, either.
Who the fuck wants to be having kids in this day and age anyway. Also why is it up to the underage teens to push out babies to keep the population up. Yeah let's put pressure on them to ruin their entire lives before they even get to live it. Love the American standards.
Maybe if you just imprison fertile women and give them to rich couples to fuck and impregnate, that will solve the problem? You could call them handmaid's to distract from what they really are!