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[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He's just marketing to the lowest form of sucker.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

and he'd be lucky to get even that at this point

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

He's ~~just marketing to~~ the lowest form of [Bubba] sucker.

Fixed that for you. 😝

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Only because it's such a massive demographic, and the only one that will buy his bullshit. It's been working magnificently for him.

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Does anyone actually buy this kind of thing? Like I know his base is irredeemably stupid, but still.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

She's a retiree who's working to pay for her husband's cancer treatment.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our dementia grandfather is running the country.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I already have to take medications, plus a weed prescription for an anxiety disorder. I don't need you reminding me of that bullshit.

I'm here aren't I?

Oy gayvalt

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Real missed opportunity there, Doordash driver.

[–] hitstun@feddit.online 3 points 2 months ago

Indeed, she could've been a national hero.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

I dunno. they really work for tips, and Trump seems like a real cunt. In their place, I'd do my best to just avoid their ire.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol he's probably hurting McDonald's business. Like a shit Midas

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I've been boycotting them since 2024 when he did that stupid drive thru stunt and McDs corporate was silent about it.

I don't miss it. It's barely classified as food anyway, not to mention getting more expensive... Bye Felicia

[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I were flippin that day, I be spittin that day.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no idea what that means, but I'm willing to learn!

[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

ah, got it. :P

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hey. Question.

What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?

Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

The DOJ closed the Epstein files so we could focus on pressing issues this.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago

yeah, it sure did!

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

lol, it's not treason if the government is fascist :)

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