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And that’s basically it!
I couldn't make this up even if I were tripping. like, 90s, 3 hits of acid, lost in Prospect Park tripping
Even their propaganda is stupid...
It’d be hilarious if he weren’t president.
Great satire.
The problem is, it’s not satire and he is president.
worst fake prez ever
I think part of the brilliance of it is that it still gets a lot of traction because of how absurd and entertaining it is
I don't think it's entertaining at all bud.
This guy is literally responsible for the direct slaughter of thousands.
The President of the United States is a monster
Wait this actually happened.
The DOJ closed the Epstein files so we could focus on pressing issues this.
There's been such a string of madness coming the us in... the last two days, it had to be topped with something right out of a movie with Lloyd Bridges
Lloyd Bridges had talent while being genuinely funny and entertaining.
Trump is insane, whose incompetence at destroying the world is only - occasionally - entertaining but I never thought that the world might end because Lloyd Bridges sniffed some glue and fell out of a window.
Yea, of course
Well, I’m glad you get it, but a shockingly large amount of others don’t
I just didn't want to compare Trump to anybody even remotely nice, it's just... the absurdity of it all... it could have been a comedy is what I'm saying. In another timeline
in another timeline, they'd have set it on fire and run away screaming
there's nothing funny about any of this
I'm not following, set what on fire ?
Does anyone actually buy this kind of thing? Like I know his base is irredeemably stupid, but still.
He's just marketing to the lowest form of sucker.
Only because it's such a massive demographic, and the only one that will buy his bullshit. It's been working magnificently for him.
He's ~~just marketing to~~ the lowest form of [Bubba] sucker.
Fixed that for you. 😝
Our dementia grandfather is running the country.
I already have to take medications, plus a weed prescription for an anxiety disorder. I don't need you reminding me of that bullshit.
I'm here aren't I?
Oy gayvalt
Lol he's probably hurting McDonald's business. Like a shit Midas
I've been boycotting them since 2024 when he did that stupid drive thru stunt and McDs corporate was silent about it.
I don't miss it. It's barely classified as food anyway, not to mention getting more expensive... Bye Felicia
Mierdas.
If I were flippin that day, I be spittin that day.
no idea what that means, but I'm willing to learn!
If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.
Hey. Question.
What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?
Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.
ah, got it. :P
Real missed opportunity there, Doordash driver.
Indeed, she could've been a national hero.