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And that’s basically it!
That's a funny way of spelling "to eat so he'd become more virile".
Okay, so we heard the brainworm is dead, but have we had any official confirmation of that? I mean, his behavior, the things he admits to like they are normal, he's got to have something going wrong, right?
Brainworm’s gotta eat
Study with his mouth, more likely.

That man ain’t right, I tell you what.
Are his eyes really cartoonishly lopsided or is it just a trick of the angle?
Uh - tbh, having a cleaned raccoon baculum would be pretty fire.
I don’t think this is that odd, barring the fact that it’s RFK Jr. I taught high school science, and I was routinely brought animal corpses by everyone from students to other teachers. I didn’t even teach biology.
The worm recognizes it's own.
This guy is so fuckin weird.
According to the book, the journals were held by Mary as “leverage” during their divorce, which had not been finalized at the time of her death at age 52. She died by suicide on May 16, 2012,
I spy a sussy baka.
Dude with no respect for life has no respect for the dead? I'm shocked! \s
After crushing up the penis bone into a fine powder and snorting it, Bobby discovered that no, raccoon penis bone powder does not put you into a psychedelic state. It does give you brain worms though.
And they say he doesn't support research programs.
That's why his voice is so hoarse! He's been chocking on that raccoon dick for years.
Guys, guys! It's OK, it was a dead raccoon. He didn't give a live raccoon the ol peckerectomy. /s
Maybe in some mirror-universe it's reversed.


