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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Drugs, shitty family, and being neurospicy will do that to you.

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

dude is the biggest media hack troll

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

they also dont EAT it raw, which RFK JR did.

Sing it with me chillin

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine

I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

You know, for later.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

He's not a scientist, biologist, but a lawyer.

There is no way to spin this as normal.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

"To study its taste"

[–] dewey_mcbrewster@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

You know, I've heard RFK Jr admit to some some pretty fucked up shit... but you know what, I'll take honesty over the lie through your teeth sell out to the highest bidder shit any time. Admitting that, "yes it was me who put a bear carcass in Central Park, or that, yes I have done drugs and or had addiction" takes an amount of courage that few in the public spotlight are willing to take, and for that I feel admiration and a desire for others to be as forthcoming.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 days ago

JFK Jr. is such a crazy guy

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The difference between polymath and psychopath is about 200 years of scientific discovery that you willfully ignore in favor of screwing around with random crap.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did he study it's taste? Enjoy that one

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 257 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Everything I learn about him is against my will.

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 129 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think "yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living"???

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

I mean, despite all of that he's still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP's take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump's.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare?

Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.

Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”

All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.

All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)

RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 week ago
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