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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 4 months ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Interesting.

[–] Lj404333@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

One hell off a pegging he gets with that

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone should study what's left of this freak's brain.

[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The brain worm is already at it

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

He was 14. Not saying they're the same, but it is weird too imo. Is it rich people with no boundaries or morals instilled?

Theodore Roosevelt: The Taxidermist

Young Roosevelt was a person of acute single-mindedness. This was best demonstrated in his avid collecting (killing) and preserving (skinning and stuffing) animals, and in 1872 he was most particularly fascinated by birds.

https://medium.com/@mollykorroch/theodore-roosevelt-the-taxidermist-16595ad5f818

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

He's not a scientist, biologist, but a lawyer.

There is no way to spin this as normal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Sing it with me chillin

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine

I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine

[–] LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca 1 points 4 months ago

That guy is like on a speed run to be the weirdest human being ever.

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

dude is the biggest media hack troll

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

You know, for later.

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