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[–] dewey_mcbrewster@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You know, I've heard RFK Jr admit to some some pretty fucked up shit... but, I'll take honesty over the lie through your teeth, sell out to the highest bidder shit any time. Admitting that, "yes it was me who put a bear carcass in Central Park, or that, yes I have done drugs and or had addiction" takes an amount of courage that few in the public spotlight are willing to take, and for that I feel admiration and a desire for others to be as forthcoming.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did he study it's taste? Enjoy that one

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago

JFK Jr. is such a crazy guy

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

fun fact: raccoons have bones in their penis, it is called a baculum/penis bone
here is a picture

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The difference between polymath and psychopath is about 200 years of scientific discovery that you willfully ignore in favor of screwing around with random crap.

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