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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 9 minutes ago

Vodka strait (not straight)

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 2 points 31 minutes ago

I prefer vodka on my socks.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

i play too much Uma Musume Pretty Derby, i was going to say "well typically Vodka isn't straight..."

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

with 7up and a chupa chups on the side naturally

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

Scotch on the cocks

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm a boring straight but anytime I was down to sip a glass of vodka I did it on ice, so both?

(not anymore since I got sober)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I really can't do liquor so I need it watered down.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think it’s a slang term for some kind of drug, though I don’t get how it answers your question.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The only drug I take is herobean

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

No vodka for you then, hmm?

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How is this different than asking whether someone prefers chickpeas or garbanzo beans? I don’t understand.

{mystery-emote|straight}same-picture{mystery-emote|on the cocks}

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Chickbeanis and garbeanzo beanis

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

That’s what I said.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

or vodka on the box