Let me guess, the John Ternus guy is an AI bro and Apple products are now gonna be heavily enshitified with AI.
Edit: yep, I was right http://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/20/apple-new-ceo-john-ternus-faces-defining-challenge-fixing-ai-strategy.html
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Let me guess, the John Ternus guy is an AI bro and Apple products are now gonna be heavily enshitified with AI.
Edit: yep, I was right http://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/20/apple-new-ceo-john-ternus-faces-defining-challenge-fixing-ai-strategy.html
Where does it say he's an AI bro? It just said that he needs to show the investors that Apple can do more AI
I wish Craig Federighi was the replacement, he is obviously the most competent person at Apple right now, maybe ever save for Woz...
But I'm pretty sure he's not interested.
article says Tim Cook and shows a picture of Tim Apple.
fucking amateurs.
Damn i came here to make some variation of this joke!
Oh joy, time for the next fascist ass kisser

gobbling trumps nub, dint help you in the slightest.
Embarrassingly, it did seem to have helped Apple when it comes to tariffs.
The dude that justified kicking out 3rd party GPUs gets a promotion, thanks unregulated capitalism.
New to the walled garden?
Are you talking about Apple switching away from Intel?
Finally, the bean counter steps down so that an engineer can take the reins again.
I mean, at least he didn’t fuck things up like so many other bean counters have. But he was only ever a bean counter.
There's never been an engineer CEO at Apple. Should be interesting.
Even Wozniak has said that while he wasn’t a good engineer, he did know enough to be strategically savvy.
Good, maybe I won't have to see this a$$hole's face in articles and such anymore.
That’ll give him more time to suck off Mr child rapist
probably act like bezos controlling the company from behind the scenes.
At least it's a hardware person taking over and not some marketing twat.