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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67674748

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558

Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!

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[–] soaringbirdie@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 hours ago

What a moron

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 7 points 9 hours ago

Technically just being employees, CEOs only job is saying what shareholders want.

[–] haroldfinch@feddit.nl 4 points 9 hours ago

Yes, "I'm weak. And what's wrong with that?" Weak - AJR

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk -2 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

It doesn’t say anything like the headline, it just says that if you’re living for the weekend you probably don’t like your job and should find a new one.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

It still a stupid take.

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