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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[โ€“] Zetta@mander.xyz 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I had the post loaded earlier from scrolling on the toilet and now that I'm scrolling on the toilet again the post has been removed but I have the original photo in my feed still so here it is if you are confused, without the dude's face

[โ€“] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The fuckig disrespect to barely blur this man's face and post him in a photoshopped t-shirt that makes him look like a piece of shit.

What the fuck is wrong with you? What did this man do to you that you would post this online? You think that blur job is doing anything?

"Relax, it's just a joke"

PEOPLES LIVES HAVE BEEN RUINED FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT! All it takes is one dumbfuck to not see that it's a joke to cause a problem. One parent who complains to the admin who grill this guy for no reason. One shithead student who starts a rumor about him.

Fuck you OP. I hope someone plasters YOUR shitty blurred face all over the internet and tries to tie YOU to being a racist, elitist, piece of shit.

[โ€“] MTZ@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

The only thing I can say is that I didn't think through what I was doing. That's not an excuse though.

As soon as I came back here and say your comment something in my head snapped and what you were saying made complete sense. I immediately erased it and will make every attempt to think through posts that may be problematic in the future before I post them.

Totally my fault.

:(

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Six hours later i can very clearly see the dude's face

[โ€“] Ansis100@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Dude I'm sitting here trying to figure out what the hell this Windows background has to do with anything

[โ€“] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's alright, people make mistakes and such. Thanks for being reasonable about it.

[โ€“] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 8 hours ago

The image was an obvious fake and this is shitpost community. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't very funny but it also wasn't inappropriate.

[โ€“] Rudgrcom@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Aeri@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Why the fuck did they add an AI slop explanation and image to each graph lol

[โ€“] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

To clarify, you get the slop if you click "View details about correlation #NNNN"

[โ€“] kcseb@pawb.social 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm a bit stoned, so that might play a factor but... I've just sat there staring at those statistics and graphs in awe for a solid 10 minutes. Thanks for this!

[โ€“] Sunflier@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

A shirt that screams that correlation =/= causation.

[โ€“] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

There are less minor miners and more minor suicides nowadays. Curious..

[โ€“] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's the Correlation vs Causation T-shirt.

[โ€“] UPGRAYEDD@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean.. clearly hes wearing a white shirt with ai or photoshop on top of it.

[โ€“] Stormy@thelemmy.club 0 points 13 hours ago

No, those lines to straight and flush because that man is so buff and doesn't move his torso. At. All. Ever heard of Iron board abs? That's this guy. Keeping his shirt logos flush since 1977

[โ€“] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Teaching students to not conflate correlation with causation by pointing out absurd assumptions of causality from real correlations.

[โ€“] JelleWho@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My favourite argument is that; The amount of people buying ice creams and the amount of people drowning also looks like curves that follow each other. But less ices creams will not make less people drown. They both go up because of good weather conditions. They do not influence each other.

[โ€“] Pman@lemmy.org 1 points 17 hours ago

The historical version of this was the ww2 airplane patch job stats, where american bombers returning after getting hit were hit in specific areas and the statistician had to explain that those who returned despite that damage meant those were not the places to reinforce but the other areas of the plane makeing it more survivable, or more recently how Santa Monica CA almost removed crosswalks because that was where the highest pedestrian mortally rates were. In both those cases the people making the assumptions missed the bigger picture, for the planes that those who got hit in more sensitive spots got downed and for pedestrians getting killed at crosswalks that was because that is where pedestrians cross the street most of the time, almost leading to more deaths.

[โ€“] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

this image is photoshopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[โ€“] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's correct. I checked with David Photoshop and he confirmed it.

[โ€“] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The amount of photoshops has also dramatically increased since 1970s

[โ€“] zerofk@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

However the amount of photo shops has dramatically decreased in that same time period.

[โ€“] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, does he know John Reader and Jeff Lightroom?

[โ€“] Masamune@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I've been told he is good buddies with Bob Gimp.

[โ€“] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 20 hours ago

It's an older meme, Sir, but it checks out.

[โ€“] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is something about his face that doesn't look natural but I'm not quite sure if it's Photoshop or AI

[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Its resting DOOM face

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So that's what Dr Breen has been up to.

[โ€“] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I bet he thinks ice cream is correlated with the violent crime too

[โ€“] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Violent crime precedes ice cream consumption. Clearly crime makes people hungry for ice cream.

You scream, I scream?

[โ€“] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

smoking withdrawal and not letting the expletives flow together with therapy mandated to deflect social responsibility for your problems increases the frequency of those flying off the handle. Vidya game complexity increases from pong could be a factor too. :P

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He's wearing correlation without causation.

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

That will definitely not cause any controversy.

[โ€“] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Wait, did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

[โ€“] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (8 children)

That "teacher" has interpretation, extrapolation, and interpolation issues.

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