I’m a salary man, myself.
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2026
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Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screen
I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it's borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.
updoot for boobies
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
I hear you, mate. Here's a pair of great tits for your troubles (NSFW)
Oh yeah now that’s what I’m talking about
Protip: zooe.moore
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn't sit right with me. There's some... inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I'm having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person's appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
Well, I suspected as much. Pretty pathetic.
Why is there an inconsistency in boob size in every photo?
Bra size
So you can get bigger or smaller boobs by buying another bra size? That's not how that works mate xD
It kind of does. They won't get "bigger" per se, but they definitely will appear bigger if you use a push-up bra or smaller bra than usual (and flatten out if you use, for example, a sports bra).
You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts. Breasts are squishy. Their shape is greatly effected by clothing. That is exactly how it works.