I would eat one bitcoin
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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is the thing tastey and nutritious or I can just eat it as a party trick? I guess im saying whats the end game with this ability?
A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.
If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS
One of those cool little character shaped erasers that look sort of like candy.
That depends. If I eat "prosperity" with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
I think the latter
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If I can eat it, doesn't it mean that is in fact edible?
Pearls. Like Cleopatra.
Budget option: colorful decorative glass marbles made for house plants. I am sure they would taste like sugar-free herbal candies or jello.
Anti-freeze. It's allegedly tasty
An operational RTG.
If this is a superpower I'll have my whole life then I'll take lead so that I don't get any more brain damage. All ingested lead gets passed harmlessly instead of going to my brain
If it's a one-time thing, then I'll go with methyl mercury in front of a room of scientists.