I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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Wasn't there a battle where one side had raging diahrea so they just rolled into battle pantsless and buttsquirting?
How exactly would you rub one out in there though?
Codpiece
Is that a fishy sidepiece?
Not if you bathed beforehand
I love this place.
Y'all are fuckin animals
Technically correct
Yeah, they'd sometimes die in those! Totally unprofessional.
sobbing squire noises
This is why these types of suits have funnels attached to the backside that will direct the contents away from the suit and also give resounding blast to motivate the troops and menace the enemy.
I appreciate that you illustrated this
We Hungarians have a saying "They look like a scuba diving suit that is shitted to the brim." (Úgy néz ki, mint a teleszart búvárruha.) If you ask: Yes, we called Orbán that after he gained a lot of weight.
But why is Orban a cum ?
Hungarian cifrakáromkodás involves calling people who are mean to you as "cum".
They're not air tight. They might sound funnier tho. Like a brass instrument.
Blankets aren't airtight either, you ever rip a nasty one under one of those?
HOOOOOOOOONK! Lol.
Thomas the Tank Engine whistle
They are not metal covered in that area. 
this means ass stabbing was a viable strategy
Was?
Gaddafi!
That wasn't all they did in their armor. And their faithful servant got to clean it all.
Probably not as bad as farting in a one piece snow suit.
I love that, the kind of oily fart that clings to fabric then gets pumped out the neck hole at every move?
Farts In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
"That'll be five bucks, you pervert"
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
"That duck's got bad breath"
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we'll find you”
"So sayeth the King"
“I shouldn't have trusted that one”
"I don't remember eating that."
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
''Two sniffs of that would be greedy''
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
"As foretold by The Prophecy."
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand...scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I'm not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
"Glad to see it still works even though it's got a hole in it"
What about costumes at themeparks?
Some of them actually have active air circulation, with small battery powered fans and whatnot. I doubt a medieval knight had that, though I am not a medieval armorologistician.
How.. How has no one corrected the title yet?
Eventually? Yes if you wouldn't clean it. But I assume they were cleaned and oiled after each use.
Be sure to clean and oil the armor too.
In the Middle Ages, hygiene was hard to find.