What a king
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2026
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I don't know why, but when I read this in my head, he has an accent.
It was the quick shift to "very handsome" without a pronoun modifier.
Linguistics ftw!
Everyone has an accent!
Yeah, are they just trying to say foreign?
Not necessarily. People who say "he has an accent" just think that their accent is "not an accent" so it could also be a (different) regional accent.
Having an accent is code for immigrant. If someone from alabama goes to new york, they are never described as "having an accent".
Can't speak to your specific example but I have 100% heard people say "had an accent" to mean "has a regional accent", that would include, for example, an Appalachian accent.
We need more people like this on the planet.
Tall attractive lesbians?
I have one of those at work 😀 6’2” / 190 cm. Black hair, skinny, looks like a tall forest elf.
Poor girl is on her third girlfriend in as many months. No doubt she’s just a tad intimidating to other lesbians. It’d be like climbing a tree.
I’ve had success finding nice matches for some of my LGBTQ friends, but there most certainly is a challenge in finding ‘tall attractive lesbians’ as a category 😂
I mean the thing that's stopping us most at this point is the fear of getting accused of sexual harassment for wanting to put women (assuming OP is a woman) into relationships.
???
Suggesting potential matches for people is extremely common. Especially among people who are already friendly. If you are afraid of being accused of sexual harassment for trying to set up two friends... you need to touch grass
Imaginary?
Nothing never happens does it.
despite the anecdotal nature of this medium. good people exist in the world, go outside and meet them
The man's name? Albert Einstein.
Explain the joke, please.
Implying that it didn't happen.
Nothing ever happens, everything is made up