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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] mangobanana@discuss.online 4 points 3 hours ago

We had one in 2020 and 2021

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Yes of course. The aging population phenomenon is well-documented. In Japan, it has been a matter of political discussion for decades. The U.S. has (until recently) relied on immigration to offset the declining birth rate.

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

Americans can't afford nursing homes and elder care.

So, afraid death it is. Hope there's no reverse mortgage for any of you to deal with.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 15 points 14 hours ago

It has already started.

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

We generally call those wars and plagues.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Is there any football on tonight? Is my gun oiled up? Are we bombing brown people? YEE HAAAAAAW

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 18 hours ago

We can only fucking hope...

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

The worst part of WWIII will be the second wave boomers, because they’ll trigger WWIV when they age out of relevancy.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

yes. it's actually a huge thing the funeral world is dreading.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Publicly dreading, privately planning what they are going to do with all that extra cash.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

There's GOLD in them caskets

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 6 points 18 hours ago

Not if the retirement homes take it first!

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 152 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Generally, you'll see terms like "demographic collapse" instead, but yeah basically.

A lot of people were born during the immediate post-WWII years. Those people are now dying. Cause and effect.

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 108 points 1 day ago (16 children)
[–] netvor@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Death Boom sounds cool but the opposite would be "Birth Boom".

I think it should be "Corpse Boom".

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

I remember seeing "papy boom" in some French school books.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

Kinda the ultimate name for a boomer shooter. And I just now realised how easily misinterpreted that name can be, had never thought of the "boomer" part as the generational term. It has no connection to that but I absolutely think many people think it does.

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

We just want them to give us their houses.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Best we can do is a huge wave of reverse mortgages and Medicaid seizures due to end of life medical bills.

Nah, they have a reverse mortgage on them so you'll need to buy them at further inflated prices because of it. Your inheritance was just debt and crippling depression.

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[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Retirement is more of a synchronized event, because folks generally retire around the same age...

[–] Bromeliadventures@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

People are generally born at the same age too.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but the point is their dying is more of a distribution.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Unless it's Cities Skylines. Then they all die at the same exact moment and your entire network gets slammed with hearses unable to get anywhere.

[–] netvor@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

LOL.

But to be fair, OP did not specify whether it's Cyties Skylines or not.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Nah bro you just need more cemeteries and crematoriums, more hearses. Less dense neighborhoods with more mixed zoning.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 20 hours ago

Ugh happened at my job. Everyone older than me retired. All of them. So only ppl my age are running the show. Didn't help they did payouts for early retirement 3x.

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[–] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Starts with a "oh shit these old people have expensive healthcare needs!", proceeds to "how the hell are we going to pay for their elder benefits?" (Social Security in the US), and eventually to "even their houses got gobbled up by the banks and private capital when they had to reverse mortgage their homes to pay off their medical bills and live out their final days...."

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I like to call them death waves because that is what we called them in Cities Skylines.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

A baby is the product of birth, the product of death is a corpse, so it'd be a corpse bloom.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think the deaths are a little more spread out.

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