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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 minutes ago

Also: Fly eggs look very similar to rice

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 66 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

More of a beetle feeder, no?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

I feel like in order to think of doing this, they must have gone through the logistics and tested the plan

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 33 points 13 hours ago
[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 81 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

You must not use good pepper corns then if you can't tell the difference between pepper and dead beetles.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 47 points 16 hours ago

These are very good dead beetles. Please don't compare them to peppercorns.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

There's a very exact ratio where the average person wouldn't notice. I imagine it's higher than you'd think

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 10 points 10 hours ago

How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before someone notices?

https://youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 14 hours ago

You didn’t have to write this you know.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When you cross that threshold, you've just got Grape Nuts.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Even more, the off brand Nutty Nuggets.

[–] Denixen@feddit.nu 1 points 8 hours ago

These are spicy 🔥 beetles!

[–] SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 8 points 11 hours ago

I think I'd notice, because I look at the food I'm eating. I suppose ground beetles look different enough from ground pepper.

But I also have a bit of a biology background, so YMMV.

(Also taste, but I don't know as much about that. Maybe there are pepper beetles, I don't know about. But there are definitely some poisonous ones I'd rather avoid. )

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 19 points 13 hours ago

Yes officer, this one right here

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 41 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

My pepper grinder is clear (except for the actual grinding mechanism, of course)

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

If you'd like we could grind up the beatles and reconstitute them into peppercorn sized balls for you

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago

please do, i hate that band

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Are your beetles reconstituted?

Would you like us to assign someone to reconstitute your beetles?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 56_@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 14 hours ago

Mine is glass on the bottom.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago

Delete this post

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I briefly worked ina health food bar factory that focused on raw or at least fresh ingredients. You are 100% eating bug parts.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Scientists who work with cockroaches often develop an allergy to them, which leads to them being allergic to ground coffee. Whole bean coffee is still okay. The difference is how likely you are to grind up a cockroach vs. a commercial coffee grinder. One of many sources.

[–] obelisk_complex@piefed.ca 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Ick. I've only had a few cups of pre-ground coffee in my life, because they were uniformly awful. I'd believe dead cockroaches are why, for sure.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

Congratulations, you’re the inaugural entry in my “people not to have over for dinner” list.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 16 hours ago

Satan thoughts

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Serves those rich, pepper-mill using people right! If you're not scavenging your meals from dumpsters, you're probably exploiting the working class somehow.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I got my pepper mill from a good will :(

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Oh, a robot nurse replacing real human workers!? REAL NICE!

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 14 hours ago

Then it probably already came with beetles. You get a pass.

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Good thought 😌

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Where can I find large quantities of dried beetles? Asking for a friend.

[–] SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

Anywhere, where you can get insects as food. There are dedicated online shops and the only other place I've ever found them IRL was a camping/outdoors supplier, they are a very light source of protein. That's in the EU though, don't know how insect food is regulated wherever you live.

I never bought it though, I found it pretty expensive, don't really need it, and I'm a vegetarian anyways. I have tried them at a museum once, though. Pretty unspectacular if you ask me, a bit nutty in taste but also quite dry. I prefer actual nuts as a snack.