Lord I’m never flying again now.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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Self-driving cars, buses, trains. Robots on the sidewalks. Guess I’m just staying inside forever.
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Ya know......when I watched 9/11 happen live on tv, it never once crossed my mind that the next time this happened it would be because people are going to become too stupid to fly planes themselves.
It used to be such an esteemed profession too.
Well, that was before Reagan.
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Good luck, alpha testers!
Welp, I'm fine continuing to never get on a plane post PATRIOT ACT.
All American Roadtrips forever, apparently.
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