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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

LMAO. Come after me next: #8647 #86thefatorangeturd

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What effing judge signed that warrant???

[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't need a judge for an 'administrative' warrant, haven't you been paying attention?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In the US, the government cannot use an administrative warrant to enforce a Criminal law

[–] SystemQ@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is the US, rules for thee, not for me.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Only if we stand for it

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They are gonna place him in front of a firing squad aren't they?

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