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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That has to be a wig... Right?

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Another asshole who I hope fucks off into the aether soon.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s Ming the Merciless!

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

In Jumbovision!

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQaYOjZrhIE - Very relevant details from the world's foremost Steven Segal expert.

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why would Putin care about this guy at all? Wouldn't it be worse for his image?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

The US has a long and storied history of producing high profile weirdos that get trapped in a moment of international policy, like a mosquito in amber, and just keep hanging out with a foreign government we re-designated as The Enemy decades ago.

Seagal has Putin. Dennis Rodman was tight with Kim Jung il. Johnny Depp is good friends with Mohammad bin Salman. Gal Gadot is a perennial Netanyahu gadfly. Rob Schneider campaigned for Victor Orban. Oliver Stone and Robert Redford still rep Fidel Castro.

If you go into the back pages of US History, you'll find moments when US officials attempted a thaw or brokered some kind of cooperative pact with a modern enemy nation. And typically, the State Department would send along an affable oaf or enthusiastic wanna-be celeb ambassador to make nice with the foreign head of state.

And then US policy changes, but the celebs don't get the memo.

[–] GripenGal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putin also has Roger Waters :(

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Could be trying to boost his popularity with MAGA boomers so they'll support politicians who won't give his favorite bunker a surprise renovation.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Are we sure this isn’t some guerrilla marketing for a movie?

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