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Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal (kyivindependent.com)

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[–] BluntRadical@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. 😑 To the BLOOD BANK.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Another asshole who I hope fucks off into the aether soon.

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQaYOjZrhIE - Very relevant details from the world's foremost Steven Segal expert.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Space Ice has some quality Seagal ridicule. But imho the very best is Cum Town's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4

[–] Aatube@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

There'll be no more Stevan Seagal marathons.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

He is an expert in slap-fighting, sit-down style. "Everybody was slap-sit fighting".

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Terrorist

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Are we sure this isn’t some guerrilla marketing for a movie?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal

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