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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Soccer was coined by the British, btw. It's your fault we call it that.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

I'm not British, don't EVER accuse me of something so heinous again.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I didn't know Baraka was a limey.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Football is a sport played all over the world. American Football is only played in the USA and Canada.

Sorry, Americans, but you lost this battle ages ago. Just let it go.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world -3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

American football is gaining popularity in Europe and South America at a pretty healthy clip. Enough so that the NFL is now sending teams to play games in those places. They are even starting to consider expanding a couple of teams to Europe in the future. And there are more and more international players starting to get a foothold in the NFL as players.

You might have won a battle, but you could lose still lose the war........

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

So, what did I say that factually wrong?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

They've been at that since the 90's and its never taken off. Why bother when we have Rugby?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Lol at American football. What a joke. America just trying to be the center of attention everywhere, pushing their shitty head concussions on people they don't even want in their country. As an "American", America sucks big donkey dick. So does American footy ball

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Run it by me again... You carry the ball in your hands and run forwards? You occasionally throw it, again using your hands?

What do you call it?

Football.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What's the britbowl? Who are the GB lions?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

I like how the little guy to the right of him is swooning lol

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What are you talking about?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

You have google.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure there is more than one foot involved. Therefore it should be called feetball.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's why football is called football. There's only one kicker. One foot.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

See? Here we go.

Soccer - Uses both feet. Should be called feetball.

NFL - Only uses one foot to touch the ball. During punts or feildgoals. Accurately named football.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 39 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Americans when you call it "rugby for girls" and not "runny jumpy catch between adverts":

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Womens rugby is infinitely better than American Football

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[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

‘Soccer’ is the British word for the sport already. Don’t let them pretend

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Fake British word is probably my all time least favourite genre of meme

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Most of the world calls it football because feet and ball. American football is usually referred to as commercials or ads.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 15 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Etymology-wise, football is actually called football because it's done on foot as opposed to on horse.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It seems so stupid to me that Americans took over the name football for a sport thats not even mainly played by foot, and then pretend like thats the sport that naturally belongs to the name. Like wtf.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago

This is why the fuck: american football evolved from Association Football (soccer) and rugby. Americans didn't take over the name, the names for each version of the "ball game on a field with goals at either end" developed from different regional slang as each sport evolved and grew into popularity in their respective places. Each of those sports developed various shortened or slang versions of their name. Rugby was really Rugby football. Association football became soccer, a term coined in London and adopted by Americans. Gridiron football evolved from both and become what Americans just called football.

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