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[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The real crime is cannabis prohibition being alive and well. The world needs to get over it.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

or at least, get high.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THC is a drug. Like caffeine, alcohol, CBD, Tylenol, Nicotine, etc.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

unlike caffeine or Tylenol, nicotine, etc, it doesn't boost productivity, so the oligarchs don't want you on it at work.

[–] Humanius@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Alcohol is legal, and it is not acceptable to be drunk at work.
Weed being legal similarly doesn't mean it has to be acceptable to be high at work.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've been to many dinner business meetings with plenty of drinking. To the point that rides are needed to get people home.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And I've smoked weed with a CEO. The fact that outliers exist doesn't change anything.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My point is that it's "normal" to have a drink or two at a business meeting. So it is completely acceptable to drink at work, you just have to have the right job I guess.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 hours ago

you just have to have the right job I guess.

That's an outlier. For the vast majority of jobs, drinking during a meeting will get you disciplinary action.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

there's a reason I left it off.

but it also kind of depends on where you work. I've known plenty of "functioning" alcoholics that aren't reprimanded until it becomes a problem.

societal acceptance of booze is mostly because it's been around for about as long as we have- its production certainly goes into the neolithic period; coupled with the belief that it's effects only last through being hung over.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Its also been proven that people who've had alcohol, just the proper one or two glasses, form better and longer-lasting bonds and are less inhibited, reducing social anxiety. In the context of a business dinner, that IS a productivity boost. Even if no one loses themselves completely, that sales client or coworker thinks better of you and knows you better, because of that.

Booze has been key in human social interactions since the beginning. Shame its literally poison.

[–] Stampy@lemmy.ca 7 points 19 hours ago

Saw another post about monks playing video games…. Didn’t know they were so cool ;)

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago
[–] oh_@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

CBS article very reefer madness-ey. Poor monks arrested for some weed.