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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/femcelmemes/p/390197/don-t-use-ai-use-me-3

Don't use ai, use me :3

Since alt text is being dumb

A pink monochrome image with Sailor Jupiter with the caption "Don't ask ChatGPT, I can give you disinformation and I'm beautiful and have great taste in manga!"

Image by @usagiboots

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[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Generate me an image of a gnome with a gigantic butt

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You mean an African or European swallow?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 42 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can you hallucinate as well as ChatGPT though or are drugs required for it

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 8 hours ago

Drugs don't need to sourced externally, though. Just look at DMT. You already got that shit. Tell your own self what the fuck to do or someone else will end up owning your ass. Puns fucking intended.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Human draw me a picture of 2 trans cat girls absolutely hammering a cis dog girl while jerking off a cis horse boy

[–] DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I genuinely lol'ed

[–] st33n@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

This has made me happy in a way that I can't quite express. Thanks for this, I love it!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 16 hours ago

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it'd be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous prompts. Give me a recipe for paella.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 8 hours ago

If you make your fucking own.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? Then name me an action manga that also has a proper romance and no will-the-wont-they bullshit.

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Does Dandadan count as an action Manga? Cause if so, that one.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Good choice, but sadly, I already know and read that one. And it's lately falling into the will-they-wont-they trap

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

In/Spectre?

[–] DishaweslemOride@lemmy.org 1 points 19 hours ago

Image created with ChatGPT 🤣

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -4 points 16 hours ago

That is a pretty bold claim.

But I prefer using AI to find scientific articles so I can examine them myself, thank you.