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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I know it's a total cliché, but I'm so glad I was lucky enough to exit the dating world in the early 2010s

Shit seems baad

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It's abysmal. Getting ghosted so often you don't even know where you went wrong. A couple weeks ago i matched with someone who liked MCU movies, and I do too. I asked which were some of her favorites and when I reopened the app an hour later she deleted the convo 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Gosh same. Me it was 2014, back when tinder still showed your mutual friends.

This vitriol around spending money on dates is so annoying. Like if it concerns you why don't you just do cheap dates like coffee or a joint by the river like a sane person?

It weeds out any people whose values don't align with yours on that front.

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[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah it was not fun to reenter the dating world recently but staying in a broken relationship would have been worse. I’m hoping good people still find good people through whatever medium. But I’m understanding that’s harder now (but still worth it). This type of idiotic take has always existed.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah it's so bad I never even had a date in my life rip. It's not that I get rejected a lot, in fact I never even got to this point, since I don't even know where I would have to go to meet any women.

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You won't ever know if you don't ever try. Find some third spaces you think are interesting enough and put yourself out there.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz -1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's terrible advice. This isn't the 90s. Dude would get torn up trying that these days.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eating off my plate is a good way to lose a hand.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I would have thought you'd be eating out of a bowl. :P

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

That would be less messy. 🤔

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 17 hours ago

I've tried to eat soup off of a plate. It was always awkward when I started lapping.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Those people deserve each other

So nobody else has to deal with them

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 18 points 1 day ago

The 'us vs them' mindset continues to propagate.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

instead of casually sex you do competitive sex

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

CEO of sex announces elo system

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

If we're not sharing, I don't want to hang out.

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 16 hours ago

Broke ass man thinks i can't pay for our meal. What a loser.

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's crazy that straight people are at war with their potential partners even before they've met them. So silly.

[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It has nothing to do with being straight though.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Youre making this a queer issue when it isnt one. Its not making the queer community look better, its just making you look pathetic.

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