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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Dominance? Buddy I just want a fry calm down.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

If I can't eat off your plate then do you even like me enough to be dating me?

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

I would not love you if you were a worm either

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Leave hair ties in the bathroom and living room to establish territory.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hair ties? Why not just piss on the furniture?

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Piss is easier to clean up.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Leave hair ties in each room so she has one less excuse.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Do you fucking idiots know what a joke is?

[–] Soulg@ani.social 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

i thought i knew but I guess "funny" isn't part of it

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 147 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I don't know where this gender war crap comes from. I always dated people that I liked and wanted to be around. It was even fun sometimes.

This sounds like an updated variant of "I hate my wife" boomer humor.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Woman makes joke at expense of men.

Everyone: "Yas gurl slay."

Man responds with joke at expense of women.

Also everyone: "Omg, misogyny! Quit it with this gender war bs!"

It's a gender war whenever a man says something dumb, but when a woman says anything misandristic then all of a sudden "there is no gender war, wdym"

I'm tired, boss.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

More and more men are getting sick and tired of women who think they are behaving like other men, but who are actually just being colossal assholes.

And if we were to hold them to the same degree of accountability as men are, they have total meltdowns. The “who hurt you?” being exhibit № 1 of someone facing the discomfort of true accountability, and desperately trying to deflect and reframe.

Healthy boundaries can be deeply offensive to the privileged.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's funny how many of these comments are complaining about what the guy said, while conveniently ignoring that the woman posted first and he's just clapping back.

How does it go, don't dish out what you can't handle having dished back?

If we deconstruct the process, it looks something like this:

  1. Some guys act like colossal assholes

  2. Guys who call them out get ridiculed as "nice guys."

  3. Colossal assholes get all the attention.

  4. Women generalize "colossal assholes" as "men."

  5. Guys who say "not all men" get ridiculed and called "redpilled incel chud."

  6. Keyboard pseudo-feminist influencers confuse "smash the patriarchy" with "be the patriarchy" ("gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, slay gurl slay").

  7. Women get duped into thinking pseudo-feminism is real feminism, and begin acting like the colossal assholes that they initially criticized.

  8. Guys call out this behavior, and women go "OMG! History! Oppression! Women are subjugated by the patriarchy grbhrhbrhh!" Or "Men deserve to be treated like shit because women have been treated like shit by men!" And "LOL 'not all men' LOSER stop mansplaining!!1!1!1!!" Oh and don't forget "Your feelings/problems don't matter because you're a man, so suck it up buttercup, be a Real Man™!!!" (Literally promoting toxic masculinity, the opposite of feminism).

  9. Some guys get sick of this treatment, give up on trying, commiserate with other guys with similar experiences, and everyone takes this as confirmation bias that they were always misogynists and deserve all the ridicule and scorn that they're loaded with.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

Can’t argue with a single point.

The main downside is that № 9 is a gateway to the redpill “manosphere”, which if they enter into incel communities this can go very bad for their mental health and interpersonal relationships.

It’s why I have always pushed people like this to the MGTOW communities, which are all about camaraderie, self-improvement, rational self-assessment, setting healthy boundaries, and cultivating intrinsic (internal) motivation such that companionship of any kind switches from a psychological necessity to a value-added prospect, where the man can trivially walk away if the value just isn’t there.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Yes. The long way of saying there is a double standard.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm all for continuing where Epstein left off, minus the child diddling and making a blue-eyed race, but I can actually understand the "they think wrong, it's their brains, finally found a plan how to kill off the poors" comes from.

Humanity is doomed. If sexism makes it extinct faster, then it is a good thing. If we fight it, we just prolong the suffering.

Humans will never be just, and I now feel relief knowing that you will drive yourselves extinct.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago

Yes, but if I just say "there's a double standard" then people go "nuh uh! quit it with this fake gender war bs."

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 41 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If you want to establish dominance, tie me up and whip me raw. Fuck off with this weak ass passive aggressive bullshit.

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