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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

[–] Beethedude@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, the decline of broadcasting and democratization of media production has splintered culture, even in porn.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's the difference between porn stars and camgirls?

Who is running the camera.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I only get 1 min either way

[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.

How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Power is indeed the last thing to go but the peekaboo style requires a lot of explosiveness and athleticism. It's hard to keep that up with old age. I do think he could've done better but not as much as a lot of people think. There were definitely some secret clauses or something.

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[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

Jake forgot that one simple trick.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

Nice try buddy! You'll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Goodass but that's an opinion.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I could take either of them in a fight.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 2 days ago

Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

I'd rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those...

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago

1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn't last longer with either

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Depends on the video you're watching

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Can I choose the bear?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago

Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.

Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ummm ...yeah. Nah.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The post implied a boxing match with the girl

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Terrible question.

What’s the reward here?

Getting a TBI or getting laid?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long

[–] hesh@quokk.au 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Would not last 1 minute with either

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

A pund of feathers.

The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I'll just take the money.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 9 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.

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