Planetary discs are just cock rings for your gravity well.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
You look at Saturn and you know the earth is really flat.
Like there’s just no way a planet actually does that. It’s silly. Heliocentrism is just so silly.
The rings are simply the foreskin of our Saviour

Saturn's rings are cool as hell
Yea, Jupiter mogs Saturn despite its rings
one day the sun will fuck something up and saturn will cut jupiter in half
i just know it
This is me taking.

Gas giants like: look at this loser covered in blue liquid 

Earth: 
Gollum ass planet
Hey! This is it! Look up the posts by like MenorahMan on that sub. Craziest conspiracy theories ever. Someone should make some media based on that cause it honestly sounds like some metal album lore when you think about it.

I used to play Elite: Dangerous and flying into a ring was a very uncomfortable feeling for me. Like dropping into a deep pool.