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Trump to deport hundreds of bison from Montana (www.thetimes.com)

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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.

The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.

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[–] newton@feddit.online 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The bisons. will be killed

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 1 hour ago

Outrageous! I was expecting them to be flown to a cruel feed lot in some central american country.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 4 points 1 hour ago

Then the charity should arm themselves and threaten anyone who tries to remove them. Worked for the Bundy clan, and they weren't even legally contracted to graze.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Stop
Eating
Beef!

As much as I loved me some burgers, sirloin tips and churrasco, the cost just isn't worth it.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 20 minutes ago

Just going meat free once a week can be great for your health, wallet and the environment!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

"...and eat bison instead!"

Calm down, Ted Turner. \s

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn't they be better as jerkies?

Edit: Oof... offended vegans detected! I'm only joking, folks!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Pemmican