I think they just rediscovered the old "eat healthy and exercise" option.
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And that’s basically it!
It’s the zeitgeist of the AI age; outsourcing our intention and tomorrowing our resolve.
Okay, this comment thread has convinced me that almost noone here actually reads anything but the headline. I think I'm gonna resign from Lemmy too... Is there somewhere online where intelligent adults have conversations?
I've heard there is this great drug for morning sickness. It doesn't have any side effects on the mother, it is called thalidomide.
Edit: I also forgot about the other promising weight loss treatment, I believe it is called Fen-Phen. Totally easy to lose weight and heart valves with that one.
I could be wrong, but does it involve…… I dunno….. eating less?
Wait, can we do this?
No, consuming less is not allowed. You may only lose weight by consuming more, new products.