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New research shows weight loss is possible without GLP-1 (www.news-medical.net)

submitted 1 month ago by golden@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It’s the zeitgeist of the AI age; outsourcing our intention and tomorrowing our resolve.

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Headline is dumb, content is not

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I could be wrong, but does it involve…… I dunno….. eating less?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, can we do this?

[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

No, consuming less is not allowed. You may only lose weight by consuming more, new products.

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've heard there is this great drug for morning sickness. It doesn't have any side effects on the mother, it is called thalidomide.

Edit: I also forgot about the other promising weight loss treatment, I believe it is called Fen-Phen. Totally easy to lose weight and heart valves with that one.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I think they just rediscovered the old "eat healthy and exercise" option.

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