This is such a short guy thing to post.
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I'm 165cm (5'4")
Everything I say is a short guy thing to say
I can't believe so many men are insecure about being me. I'm me and it's pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring... the cover of mushrooms when it rains... the company of leprechauns... I see only pros and no cons
Ya but I bet you've never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.
That dude doesn't even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.
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Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:
- The bed is long enough (u don't need a custom made)
- cars are great (u don't need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside, or take the seat out)
- you can kiss a woman while... Errr..you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
- clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
- airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)
- doors are OK (u dont need to duck. Which u learned through pain)
But there are also benefits...like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err....yes.
Here's more benefits:
- you can wiggle your feet in the air when sitting on a chair
- adjusting car seat is always easy; just pull it all the way to front
- you can eat her ass while standing
- you can have a nap even on two person couch
- you don't have to buy a huge pickup even if your dick is small
- you can work in the mines and have innate knowledge about metallurgy and smithing
Wait, what was the topic again?
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In other words, "be a dick to somebody and watch them get angry." Not sure why that's gendered.
Also, most of this is promoting toxic masculinity, so if it's supposed to have a quasi-feminist undertone, it's not doing it right.
Relax, it's not that deep.
I'm sure if someone made the same post about women it would be a totally different story...
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I'm so glad I'm not short. Short guys just get shit on so much. Been at parties where someone just out of nowhere says "You'd be hot if you wasn't short". Like imagine that for anything else "you'd be hot if you wasn't black". "You'd be hot if you wasn't in a wheelchair" just getting shit on for genetics.
Same girls also cry murder if somebody says something about a fat girl, which is in their control.
Uh-oh! Is that gendered double-standarts? Nah, must have been the wind.
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I love how OP restricted themselves to only respond in the mentioned phrases and how some have quite the reaction. Got me rolling.
Relax, it's not that deep
Ok buddy
So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?
I mean, that is the definition of ragebaiting
I think rage baiting requires some degree of deniability and subterfuge. The "[normal question] if you were athletic?" is a good example. The ones that are just "Shut up short man" are too crass
crass, but also transparently so, which is why they are less effective as ragebait
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That's such a short guy thing to say
'Things you should say if you want everyone to know you're rage-baiting shit disturber'.
Ok?
Why though? Isn't there enough misery and shittiness in the world as is? Why stoke the hostility?
For fun?
You wouldn't get it.
I don't understand the need for hating on short men and body shaming. We should come together to hate on men for their character.
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I'm actually a little surprised at the reactions in this thread. When I read this, I was thinking of my husband and friends I could casually drop these lines on, and it's something we'd all laugh about. I guess I just wasn't thinking of someone using any of these lines sincerely or maliciously, and idk I didnt get the vibe that OP is just a straight cunt that hates men. But I could be totally wrong.
At any rate, somewhere in the thread below, u/wonderingwanderer created an alternate woman ragebait list, and that shit was hilarious as well. My personal favorite was "Act your weight".
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The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong
"How to have a bad personality and gain toxic friends, a guide for neglected children"
This kinda reads as a list of things an obviously butthurt person would say
A chunk of them would just be pretty hilarious to say to me as an obviously big guy
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uhhh probably football or baseball
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I just don't understand why men don't do fun things with their beards like the 1800s
like c'mon you're telling me you DONT want to shave it into giant kitty whiskers?!?! BOOOORING :/
like look at this photo and tell me that this isn't an unexplored art form
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Took me a while to understand that it wasn't a conversation between a woman and a man.
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