That's supposed to be a punishment? They're letting him brag
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
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Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
1 day blinding stew
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He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
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That's better.
It is really a meme if it doesn't have boomer aspect ratio issues?
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Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
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Hell yeah brother. Represent.
From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
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In other words: a totally normal kid
Quickly, drug him!
but not the weed!
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
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That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.
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This kid will be alright
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
Living his best life.
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
"Out of control" means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means 'doesn't do exactly what I say at all times'.
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OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
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