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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Not sure what to do

Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?

[–] Masamune@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

Someone gets it.

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 14 points 5 days ago

What a motherfucking G.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.

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[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 10 points 5 days ago

compression and artifacting, not everything is AI.

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.

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[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a whole.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just grow your own. Us casuals can't make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it's still plenty strong.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you're growing indoors it's not that difficult to grow really, really good weed. This was just my second attempt with still much too learn:

https://feddit.org/post/9584572

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

Auntie must think it's the 1950s when nephew would've been put in a mental institution & lobotomized for such behavior.

I think that if i was driving by there i could only read "I smoked" and that's it.

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