ugh I host my domains with them, but probably high time I switched away :/
edit: and done! switched to a local host :)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
ugh I host my domains with them, but probably high time I switched away :/
edit: and done! switched to a local host :)
oh wait..that shitty service that thousands of people complained about is doing something even worse?!
well I'll just boycott them when it's convenient...
Less money for middle class and more money for investors owning Nvidia, OpenAI, Anthropic.
Make no mistake about what's happening, that's wealth transfer from the bottom to the top.
And with how this particular AI technology only works by consuming all of the internet’s and our libraries’ data … it’s not just a transfer, it’s pretty much theft.
Funny, this is the same cloudflare that harasses me every time I open a new tab on certain websites to check that I'm not a bot...
How ironic...
"works" is a bit too strong
we have to be intentional in how we architect our company for the agentic AI era in order to supercharge the value we deliver to our customers
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The MBAs have won.
JFC, this marketing speak makes me wanna slap someone. I’m not sure how you can so many words and so little.
AI is shockingly good at doing just that.
I guarantee a human did not write this.
What did they win? If that works, they were right and deserved to get their way. If it doesn't, thousands more jobs will disappear as they figure out how they ended up in this metaphorical smoking crater.
If you like spoilers, its going to be the latter.
Every company that fires people for AI is going to regret it so much in the long run...
They've already had a spate of serious, unprecedented outages affecting half the internet.
So I guess that means the only place to go from there is to double down, eh?
the long run...
But....line go up for next quarter right?
Employees across the company from engineering to HR to finance to marketing run thousands of AI agent sessions each day to get their work done
Meanwhile the employees:

... or to get all these cupcake recipes. If all that matters not to get fired is active agents...
This is like measuring a carpenter’s work output by how much they use their hammer, not how much gets actually built. I hope every company that does this sorta bullshit goes belly up.
Using their hammer would be the tools they use to actually code. This is more like measuring a carpenter’s work by how often they get advice from the workers at Home Depot.
If the company is only measuring token usage and not actual output, it's more like measuring a carpenter's work based on how many hammers they buy.
It strikes me that it's probably because of all the visibity it offers them into what people are doing and drives them to interact with the chatbot instead of each other. Not everything is about having productive workers. A lot of it is about finding people who are compliant suck ups who won't question the boss no matter what and eliminating anyone with a half a brain cell and an ounce of class solidarity.
It's about training their replacement. The more that they are forced to use it, the faster it will learn all of their jobs.
"we have to be intentional in how we architect our company for the agentic AI era in order to supercharge the value we deliver to our customers"
God, I hate corpo-speak so much.
Sounds to me they will be charging more for their services. Or do I need to purposely misunderstand the statement to be useless?
I recently had to listen to our glorious CEO (who totally isn't a nepo failson) about the company being bought out (so yeah I'm getting fired within 2 years for sure) and it was just him furiously jacking off, thinking he sounded smart with all of his ivy corpo speak.
At a certain point I was like "you know, maybe violence IS the answer"
A bit ironic they offer a service to keep away AI bots from scanning websites, but say AI use is making them so productive they have to lay people off.
So AI bad or good? Getting whiplashed here.
keep away AI bots from scanning websites
Specifically: Scrapers operated by individuals rather than big, important companies. On one hand, this significantly cuts down on the volume of scraping. On the other, it restricts control of the AI market to a select class of people who are important enough to get by the bot protection.
The root problem, obviously, is that the "AI market" is generally directed at that select class.
AI bad or good?
AI good. Non-rich people bad.
The main selling point of that feature is to charge for access to scraping websites.
They don't care that your website gets scraped, they care about getting paid when someone does it.
That tracks. Cloudflare was probably overdue to make a good solid run at grabbing defeat out of the jaws of success.
Edit: Hijacking this to answer the question on some of our minds:
"What was the name of that open source alternative I was able to ignore while CloudFlare was actually doing their job?"
It's Anubis
34% YoY revenue growth but that isn’t enough! We want your salary also! Raaaaawr
Everyone needs to stop twiddling their thumbs and organize their workplaces.
Brave move after recent years
So much greed.
No wonder most of us give a fuck about our company. Why should I care if I am nothing more than a number that is unfortunately not a robot.
Working could be to just create something good and do so in a community with like minded people. And if it earns enough money to pay everyone's comfortable life needs then that is enough.
That they constantly force growth is just the most toxic bullshit imaginable.
Yes. We need more worker owned cooperatives.
Ah yes, the elimination of jobs is always good for society.
Jokes on them I’ve been training ai to seize the means of production
Useless company with useless services from silicon wankers.
The halting problem is your friend. Have one agent review the work of another agent and then have trade places in an endless loop.