Should dispense gushers
this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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Kinda ironic considering he probably never made a woman gush in his life.
Well we know Ben Shapiro hasn't
Hey his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina is diseased.
Deceased?
Imagine announcing what he announced to prove how smart you are.
OMG yum! I live for being pissed on! That's how you can tell that I voted for Karmala.
The only thing that bothers me about this is that pez dispensers don't dispense whole packs of candy.
That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.
I think this style of giant pez dispenser does.
Oh I did not wven know these existed. When I think of pez dispensers I think of the regular ones.
This is just awful, why would you post something so sick?
Individually wrapped PEZ??
So wasteful
There are extra large Pez dispensers that eject full rolls of Pez candy.
For example:
face too big
Why does that cartoon face look far more human than his real face?
I hope it’s red syrup flavour.
Nope, human blood.
Mine must be old cause it just tastes like pennies
Some people best serve this world by leaving it. Burn in hell, Kirk.
I always expected the fruitiness inside to eventually come out of him, but not like this.
Why are his eyes so close together?
Did he ever talk about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
That's not how pez dispensers are supposed to work...
Poor Charlie, always getting it in the neck.
It's funny because he's dead.
That Pez cartridge should be bullet shaped.
This is so devious.