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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

People obsessed with the occult are funny

It's like a peasant from a bad D&D campaign, but instead of being afraid of a vampire, they're terrified of Pokémon or TV psychics

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Materialists will deny the power of Hegelian mysticism

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Marx warned us. He told us about the spectre.haunting Europe, but we didn't listen

[–] Sabbo@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wait a minute...

  • Born around the same time
  • Son of a woodworker
  • Spoke out against the state
  • Sparked a revolution that was put down by the Romans
  • Marx hated him

... Proudhon is jesus?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Michael, I might not know what this is, but I do know we're about to find out together.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

The Christ and its negation the Anti-Christ begat the Syn-Christ.

Jesus : Christ

Hegel : Anti-Christ

Syn-Christ : Marx?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

He took the soul stone from diablo and carried it to the east, where he summoned a portal to hell and transformed into Marxx The Unholy

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People who believe in magic and are also right wing psychos fill me with a rage and disgust I don’t quite understand. It’s like you can’t be a piece of garbage AND a dorky flake.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Kinda hand in glove, isn't it? If your already believing one set of nonsense pablum about the world, then your not exactly going to be predisposed against the other.

And its not new, either. I remember hearing something about the Natzis planning an expedition to the north pole so they could recruit the help of Sinter Klaws.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I’d never thought of it in those terms, but racial essentialism uses a magic-is-real kind of logic. Theyre both superficial rationalizations.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

yeah, sure, why not

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Someone's about to have an aneurysm when they look up the etymology of "dialectic" (or "dialogue") and read John 1:1 in Greek. λόγος jumpscare!

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s true, I read Phenomenology of the Spirit and now I can summon demons (they just eat all my food and then leave)

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Demonology of the Spirit

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

mfers when they are told that actions have consequences and that means capitalism, too

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

REAL SHIT

DAMN SON WHERED YA FIND THIS?

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

"Bring me Hegelein!"