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Yeah, that's right. I'm posting pterosaurs on the commie instance. What are you going to do about it?

Anyway, giant pterosaurs are cool. They're also kind of terrifying. Nature is weird.

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the larger the bird, the more dangerous. they are brutal.

if there were a chicken the size of a tractor trailer roaming the countryside, i would live underground and only emerge to forage if i had a grenade launcher or some shit.

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ironically, pterosaurs were not birds, and birds are actually theropods.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

berdly-actually

Actually pterosaurs are in no way related to birds. They were reptiles. Ironically the T. rex is more birdlike than this creature

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

i, a powerful mind, have transcended the dogmatic orthodoxy of linnaean taxa and the scientism of genetics.

that is a BIRD! his name is Squawky and he wants a sleeve of crackers the size of a school bus. bawk bawk bawk!

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

actually "What is more bird-like" is more a linguistic question than a paleontological one!
How "birdlike" something is does not necesarilly boil down to genetics, but rather if it has qualities in common with birds.

In this case it could be pretty reasonably argued that this big kitty is more "birdlike" than a T-rex, despite genetic makeup saying otherwise, since this big dork looks more like a bird than most depictions of T-rexes do.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reported for posting pterosaurs.

Also reported that one user who I'm pretty sure is a cat

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

got that pelican gullet but bigger than some apartments I've had

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ask him if you can live there

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

probably drier than some apartments I've had too

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have you seen pelicans? They try to eat everything. Imagine if they actually could

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Seriously, a pelican tried to eat me once while I was trying to show my sister it was nothing to be afraid of (incorrect).

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seen one eat a pigeon. They're mad.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] BlimeyGumshoe@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Now I'm going to have to approach the next one I see... Just to be sure.

If you've ever seen a bunch of marabou storks go to town on a carcass, and transfer that to an animal the size of a giraffe, it's easy to view the largest Azdharchids as the most terrifying creatures that ever lived.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

If I was teleported to dino land and saw a t-rex I'd be like "oh wow look at that big homie!" But if I saw this flying by me I'd say "AAAAAAAHHH DEMON FROM THE SKY scared "

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That animal is a dork and I would sooner bully it than be afraid of it. Oversized penguin ahh

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh you think so? Imagine you're out in a field and suddenly this thing gallops towards you and swallows you whole.

Sure, it looks like a pelican got freaky with a giraffe and a bat, but it's the silliness that makes it scarier imo

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine you're out in a field and suddenly this thing gallops towards you and swallows you whole.

panting

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

meow-tableflip

Vore has perverted this generation! Get your head of of the gutter!

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

how did those tiny legs support that huge head???

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why does it have people feet dean-frown

Sometimes I think about being transported to that time in history with a lightsaber...

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Azhdarchids are all terrifying.

Another azhdarchid that is currently unnamed, recently discovered in Transylvania, may be the largest representative of the family thus far discovered. This unnamed specimen (nicknamed "Dracula" by paleontologists), currently on display in the Altmühltal Dinosaur Museum in Bavaria is estimated to have a wingspan of 12–20 m (39–66 ft), although similarities to the contemporary azhdarchid Hatzegopteryx have also been noted.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Evolution can get really scary sometimes

[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why do they always draw dinos with bony heads? In the nature the skull is always protected with meat, fat, cartilage and skin.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think they're going for the lizzard look, but now we know they weren't all lizzards

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This isn't a dinosaur. Pteradons are a different thing, theyre just both big and lived at the same time

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

it's big and lizardy, which makes it a dinosaur. Phenetics 4 life.

[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

And dinos aren't lizards either, so no reason to suppose that they have bony heads

I know, but for a long time everything was just made to look like bony lizzard. Jurassic Park didn't help

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I think the idea is that they were large warm blooded creatures, and earth was hotter back then, so in order to thermoregulate they would have been leathery Like a phant or a rino instead of fluffy. The smaller ones should look like fowl, probably up to bear size.

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Always amazed me that they're powerful enough to just take off from a stationary position.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The bloodshot eyes are a cool addition that make them scary.

I saw some images giving them a cool comb on their head:

hatzergopteryx

They seem to weight around 200 kg so it can kill someone by just dropping down, no need to bite

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

They would basically just walk through tall brush swinging theyre head back and forth to scare up lil animals and then eat em

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Bro just bellyflops on someone. Lazy mf

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Ive seen the episode of prehistoric planet with these guys. They are scary

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

i put some in my park in jurassic world evolution, they didn't get along with the other flying geezers