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submitted 2 months ago by GemAlarm@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol, pidgin does only one instruction at a time.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's only one pigeon.

Some of us have multiple pigeons though.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't need multiple pigeons. There's instruction level parallelism.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I wasn't sure about how I could HypethTread^TM^ a pigeon, so avoided voiding my warranty.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

That's just a form of SMT (simultaneous multi taubing). Modern CPUs (central pigeon units) process many instructions even within one thread, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instruction-level_parallelism.

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Do not give that bird an E

She'll be flying so hard she'll shit herself again

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Chris Barnes, is that you?