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Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair
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this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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My ex-wife used tarot cards to justify cheating on me, and then leaving me.
I didn't even know she had tarot cards.
It is amazing what excuses cheaters will use to justify their behavior.
In my case, my ex did the nature documentary argument way before the manosphere became a thing. I dunno why that is a pattern with that sort of man. They like to think of themselves as superior intellectuals until it comes to sex, then they will make graphs and studies and be pseudo David Attenboroughs to justify that their caveman urges are too strong for them to overcome.
I guess the female version of that is tarot cards, coffee grounds and zodiacs? I hope you found a better lady later, because that one surely wasn't worth keeping in your life!
Well, it's probably true. Their urges are too strong for them to overcome. But that's what an adult should be able to do, overcome the fucking urges
Exactly. But cheaters love pretending their urges are mystical forces, not a failure to act like grown-ups. Funny how that "strength" vanishes when accountability's involved.
This is about as psychotic as governments using AI to predict crimes.
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It seems that the woman has a penchant for believing mystical guidance. "A few years ago, she visited an astrologer and it took a whole year for her to accept that none of it was real," the husband said.
That should've been the first clue. I can date someone who engages in fantasy for a bit, but if they never come back to reality then just put the relationship down humanely.
Sure, it can't count how many Rs are in strawberry, but it definitely for sure can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients. /s
can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients.
Ain't nothing more refreshing than adding some coffee grounds to your bean stew
The guy didn't lose anything. He will found someone better.
The guy didn't lose anything. He will fund someone better.
Not sure if typo, or cynicism.
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This why I stay away from astrology girls.
In that case I predict the man doged a bullet here of a lifetime with a moron.
Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn't exit your life just the once.
Heck, you're lucky if you catch them entering back in before they've made another exit.
good for him
Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.
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I mean, have you never met religious people before??!!
"If you ever masturbate, my imaginary friend will set you on fire forever!"
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No need to be insane, a lot of people fell for the whole Goop "natural healing" bullshit
Bad for the kids...
"I laughed it off as nonsense," he said. "But she didn't. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer."
Seems like an easy custody battle but hey you never know
Easy for a man to get custody of the kids? What world do you live in?
My friend’s ex repeatedly crashed her car while drunk with their daughter in the car and he had to fight a pretty much non-stop court battle for over a decade to maintain his 50%.
that why I said you never know
basically the same for me and my sisters with our parents. Dad in the army and mom is robbing walmarts to pay for crack. Hmm, mom gets summer custody it is!
Good for him.
Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.
That’s a great question!
For people who don't have delusions yet, it can give them one or three
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Well it technically did, only due to the fact he had an absolute idiot wife.
Honey, how about a nice hot cup of Minority Report?
Tf
I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with
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