So originally she was right next to me at a charging station that faced the wall. I sat next to her because I was waiting for her to get up and leave so i could sit and face the wall and charge my phone AND be more comfortable reading my book. She kinda put her head down on the table and started snoring so loudly, it was hilarious. I looked around a bit at a few people next to me and we were all kinda laughing at it. She eventually got up and sat down somewhere else and I didn't notice because I was too into my book at the time I guess.

Why in the hell does this remind me of "oof size: large"

I'll have what she's having

this is art lol

I honestly didn't think about that. But I also didn't think it was that big of a deal either.

Clockwork prince by Cassandra Clare. I found the three book series at a thrift store and got though the first book on the cruise and was working on the second.

It was virgin voyages. I just looked it up and it was actually 30, but still.

when you get banned from one subreddit by its mods, it doesn't ban you from the entirety of Reddit.

Sure, but unlike Lemmy, the admins CAN ban you from all of Reddit, permanently, for little to no reason.

They can do it with ample reason too though, tbf 🤷

They swarmed me.

There's no expectation of privacy in public places.

Or just don't give a fuck.

Story time: I had to give a presentation on a group project at university. I was wearing a shirt with a fist silhouette on it, which you could have mistaken as a symbol of a political movement, had there not been the text "nothing says I love you quite like fisting". Over lunch I had to go home, ~6km, on a bicycle, in the summer, on short notice, because of the plumber being in the house. So I was sweating like fuck and changed shirts. For some reason our team got summoned up to the front again later and my shirt read "I have 5 stars on youporn" with five stars over it. This was in front of 5 professors, ~10 post docs and university employees and ~80 students. On my way out from the cafeteria I greeted the hot blonde from engineering, who looked like she could be an adult content actress, and she laughed the cutest snort-laugh in a shockingly deep voice I've ever heard. Most of the profs "loved" me by the way; three of them competed over getting me into their projects and supervising my master thesis.

The expression “gótica rabuda”, in turn, is funny to Spanish speakers, because it means “goth woman with a big dick” — see “rabuda” and “rabo”.

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