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[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

As foretold πŸ™

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 81 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I just put it back in the box when I'm done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Yupppp; same here.

I think the Librem 5 (may've been another phone) came with a hole to attach to a keychain so it's the only one that I constantly have on me solely because someone thought to design for it.

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[–] InfinitiZEr0@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I still have my Oneplus 3 box with all the things it came with. I switched to Pixel 6A last year, because my mom dropped it and screen broke.

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

I sequestered mine in a box of tarot cards so I couldn't lose it

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I got like 20 of these motherfuckers and one hanging around my neck.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

we need a picture to appreciate

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

not whether you have it – it’s whether you know where it is

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[–] dawnslayer@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I've got plenty!

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Yep its not hard to keep around. How are people losing em just put it in the right place after you’re done using it.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

Im always looking for new opportunities

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[–] Letmecalux5@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

Attached it to the pen drive as a key tag

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

what is it?? never seen in my life

[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Ive had them for a handful of different devices, but theyre typically used to push in the tiny hole for ejecting sim/data cards or manual resets

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[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Taped mine to the back of my phone, hidden by the case.

[–] Naevermix@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I still have my first smartphone. It's from 2011 and the screen is undamaged.

I also still have the extra plugs for the in-ear headphones that came with it.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

ok sorry, right this way sir ==>

[–] BluCypher@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like everyone’s missing the joke here. That’s not the normal sim pen ejector tool. That’s the liquid metal one that they only made for like a year or two

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

A bunch, but the cherry is taken by a dedicated SIM ejection tool bit in my IFixIt kit.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 15 points 20 hours ago

It's good to finally get some recognition!

I pinned one to my wall in my bedroom just in case

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 19 hours ago

I found a pencil holder I had in the 1990s. It has these little drawers for erasers and stuff. I was like "oh cool, I can fill the rest of these with my SD cards and USB sticks."

So, while cleaning my desk looking for those, I found one of these. I was like "I'm pretty sure I had at least 2 of these." ...I found three.

[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

I have the round bit in my screwdriver set, the pointy bit broke off so I also now have a bent paperclip in there too.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

I think I lost it within seconds of turning my phone on for the first time lol

[–] wazzupdog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I keep one on my key ring, never know when you need to pop in a burner sim.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

If you’re using a burner SIM in your regular phone then it’s not really a burner SIM.

Fine if you’re just using it to hide your phone number companies, but if you’re hiding from the authorities then it’s the devices IMEI which is going to sell you out I’m afraid.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 18 points 23 hours ago

Or, you know, a hoarding problem…

[–] UdeRecife@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 13 hours ago

I have several, all in a big keyring. I used one of them once. So I keep them. One never knows.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I have one... somewhere. Probably in a tiny box, mixed in with my random cables

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I had one of these hanging out in my bathroom for forever. The little fucker wouldn't just go away.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

smug look of superiority

Ah Fairphone 5 life

[–] Benaaasaaas@group.lt 7 points 21 hours ago

Same here, Sony Xperia

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 15 hours ago

I keep one in my travel wire pouch thingy.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I threw all of those away. I have paper clips, and those eject holes are intentionally designed to be the width of a bent paper clip.

Those things are just a less useful paper clip.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 22 hours ago

They're easier to use, but a monotasker, so yea, gimme a paperclip

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I have one in my wallet - they are quite handy for cleaning lint out when the phone charging port inevitably collects enough to be annoying.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago

I do have one but don't know here is it in the sea of shit I have.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I my keyring. Duh.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I open so many tablets and shit at my work I have preferences on form. Samsung has the worst ones.

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Forbidden abortion tool

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

It's in my phone repair kit XD

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about just messy? Occasionally I still find them laying around

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep it in my keychain, save the back up ones in the junk drawer.

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