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[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

One mission should include sneaking into the bathrooms to steal or copy the secret documents.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 138 points 2 days ago (1 children)

STOP MAKING GHISLAINE MAXWELL LOOK HOT SHE'S MID

[–] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It also just seems really wrong to make one if the worst child sex traffickers of all-time attractive in any way.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I mean, people can be conventionally attractive, and also do awful things. Equating beauty with goodness and ugliness with evil is some Disney movie morality.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The halo effect is a real problem, Disney notwithstanding.

Society needs to move on from the belief that beauty is a blessing from the gods. But its been a problem since forever.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did u just call women 'period people'?

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Oof, that's an unfortunate typo. You can thank my phone's autocorrect for that one 😮‍💨

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

As long as I can shoot him. Repeatedly.

[–] CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can't wait for it to get an ad supported free version

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That dude who wanted pride flags removed from Spiderman. This is his mod. Epstein is his,favorite dude.

Not joking.

That's all very, very likely true.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

the funny thing with that is all the mod did was change location to somewhere in the middle east, as thats how the game came out there

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are people that can't handle pride flags in videogames? Wild. Put more.

Gormless pussies. I wonder if they would have an aneurysm if you threw them at Palm Springs?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Why would people want to role play as them? Unless they're also terrible

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago (9 children)

My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he's so hyped about it and then says "they even have pride parades, so you know what I'm doing!" and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun...

I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bruh why do we live amongst such monsters

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because your village's survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they'd be culled/exiled long ago.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Because you allow them to feel safe leaving their homes

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago

So you were like "yeah can't wait, I hope it's also got food banks! Chk-chk! And daycares! Chk-chk! And churches! Chk-chk!

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's news to me that GTA protagonists are typically upstanding moral citizens... I haven't played GTA since 2, but I seem to remember going on mass killing sprees. Not to try and equate very different crimes but that's gotta be at least in the same area code as mass child sex trafficking and abuse...

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah. Epstein gameplay is not GTA-esque (obviously) but is actually "ride a plane and make phone calls simulator"

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago

Asked and answered.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Will the MOD include Russian SVR and Mossad agents gathering and stealing the data about Krasnov?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Anthony Bourdain and that girl from The Office

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost though he was Epstein.

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Couldn't possibly

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Seriously not Epstein and Ghislaine?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks.

And why?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pass, I have no desire to cosplay as a man responsible for the rape and murder of children.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

But, you can get wasted by SWAT over and over, that could be cathartic in its own way.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd rather play as SWAT at that point

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[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago

Each gta is sort of like a cultural snapshot, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing was in the base game.

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You can make a joke about anything if it’s funny enough.

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

GTA 6 release, LOL.

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